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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Gonna be a Bear

Got this in a mass email today but it fits:

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I coulddeal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake upgrowling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup.......... gonna be a bear.


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